Sunday, November 22, 2009

BEST.CARTHIEF.DETERRENT.EVER!

Assuming they know how to read. I wonder how many times this [crappy-and-old-Subaru Impreza] was broken into before the owner wrote this note! What's the breaking-point before you write a "Don't break in" note?

I found India.Arie on the road!

"Slow down baby you're going too fast, you got your hands in the air with your feet on the gas." Then again, it's a Jersey vehicle... they don't know how to slow down... or drive! haha.

The official Pepto-Bismol vehicle?!

That's the only way this would be acceptable... Since it's not, it should receive a ticket for "Most Painful Sore on the Road."

This Nueva Yorker suffers from split-city-personality

Can't be NY AND 202 buddy, you just can't have it both ways!!

Naughty naughty!

I never knew "dong" could look so dirty! But what's with the tip-of-the-"dong"-looking thing up top?!

"Wayne's World, Xclent, Party time!"

I LOVE seeing these on newspaper stands!

Though when I first read it I thought it said "title?" and I thought that they should really do some better research before posting something like this!

Revolution time!

Nya nya nya nya nya!

And there I was thinking these were wings...

Monday, November 16, 2009

I just want to know why it's next to Diet... though it shouldn't be in the Baby isle...

They know what they need and when they need it! Picture taken at Harvard's CVS. Thank you to Mike Teegan for submitting this picture, and his friend Sara Tracey for taking it! Welcome to Seen In Passing!

Well then what are you doing on the road?!

And more importantly: Why don't you drive faster?!

"I'll take 3 mmkay thanx bye!"

Thank you to our loyal Sarita for this contribution! But Sarita, they're only selling 2!!!

Spot the I

I'd hate to be the cop that messed up when trying to write a ticket for this one! Hahaha.

Too much? Can one really ever have too many bumper stickers?

Do they stop being bumper stickers when they have left the bumper and taken over the car? At this rate, who needs a paintjob? EVER?!

At first I thought it was all just BUPKIS!

According to http://www.koshernosh.com/in-ameri.htm: Bupkis = Nothing... but this is SOMETHING!

Coincidentally, SO DO I!!!!

And you too, of course, right?!

Shock-enabled security alarm system

The new wave of car security technology!

Winning NETWORK names

At least Team Attractive is a secure network!! I literally couldn't join! Sadness.

S/he really was 1!

Zoom zoom....

Monday, November 9, 2009

FOR REAL! FROM LONDON!

Our first international submission! Thank you Priyanka from London for this contribution!!

I'm confused. I'll say whatever you want me to!

America, FOCK YEEEEEAH!

Eagle and American Flag: CHECK!
TX License plate: CHECK!
Dodge all-American diesel-guzzling truck: CHECK!
Confederate flag on rearview mirror: CHECK!
I <3 guns sticker on back glass: CHECK!
Bumper sticker of hot chick with short shorts and booty hanging out holding a big-ass rifle: CHECK!

Reason why you can't see those stickers? Because I got scared that if I got caught taking the pictures, I'd get my face blown off!

Quickest snap in the history of Seen In Passing? CHECK!!!

You can relax, The Mystery Machine is in YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!

Phew... and there I thought we might need real cops around this city! Now, where are those treats....

I'm N2thisLicensePlate....

I hope he's a dentist... otherwise this is a very interesting fetish.

Head's up!

It's always awesome to have classes in the Science building -- you never know WHAT kind of hazardous waste you might come into contact with... Nothing a little vaccination can't cure -- oh wait! No bueno.

Can you pinpoint the LLCoolJ trivia in this post?!

On the way to NYC you'll see many things!

No regular "Inn" -- this is WAYYYYYYY inn!

Oh Baltimore!

This Engineer isn't a writer FOR A REASON!

Reminiscent of the the Actres --> http://seeninpassing.blogspot.com/2009/10/not-speller.html

Hopefully you're not allergic!

If you're an American University student, you'll be using LaTeX applications -- please make sure you're not allergic, the school might sue YOU for failing to notice. Naughty AU, NAUGHTY!

Hardee!!!

I've never really known if it's "Party Hardy" or "Party Hearty" -- how ESL of me!

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now

Hubby: "Hunney, where should we put these potty-training chairs?!"
Wifey: "Oh just put them out in the front, by the stoops... the kids can just go out the front door into the open view right next to the major intersection when they think they need to go... After all, they might as well deal with ALL the pressures of the world all at once, don't you think?!"

Wifey: "Perverts? What perverts?!"

Nothing like flaunting your Emmy

Thank you to MOVIEstarHOTEL@aol.com for this submission! Here's the message that came with the picture:

"Hi!... LOVE LOVE LOVE your blog! I guess I have an Emmy Award winner in my neighborhood (Middle Village, Queens NYC)....nothing like flaunting your Emmy on your license plate, hu?
"

One "woof" = ok!

WOOF WOOF!

I'll guess he didn't skate!

I'm gonna guess THIS Kappa's line number is a 4... anyone else?! :o)

When Mein Kampf isn't even the most embarrassing thing on the list...

Scenario: I'm at the campus UPS sending out an overnight, and look down at the "example" for how to fill out the form and list of items, and upon closer inspection, the "example" package contained: SARS, brought upon probably by the dust inhaled whilst reading Mein Kampf, which is akin to performing a self-induced Enema.

PIXIEDUST!

This is just too cute.

KFC before or AFTER working out at the NYSC?!

Thank you to another faithful and first-time contributor, Arnaldo, for this this awesome contribution!

He doesn't like 9's.... or 8's.... ONLY DIMES!

Honk if you're one!

Money WELL spent!

Thank you to our faithful reader and first-time contributor, CHARLES, for this one! Would you like to come up with your own tag line?

And I love you, Seen In Passing Fans!!!

I find the "Are Watching Over Me" at the bottom a little creepy though...!

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Featured Bald Guy of the WEEK!

The firefighter... KEITH!

Brilliant actually.

Goes pretty high up there with the Diet SUV --> http://seeninpassing.blogspot.com/2009/05/actual-size.html

No need to publicize THAT!

I mean... one thing is for them to be slow, but do you really need to advertise that for all those entering the neighborhood? Oh the embarrassment! The shame!

At least it doesn't say EXORCIST!

I wish I had seen this one in the highway to watch his "exiting" skills... What even makes a great "exitist" any way?

STYLISH!

In case you're wondering: The socks 100% absolutely definitely matched... This was at a Utilities' Expo in the Convention Center... I'm just SO glad the green bag he got with souvenirs matched the green... oh who am I kidding, ANYTHING would've matched him!

At least you're truthful...

Unlike 1G8Cat below..........................!!

NYC's Fashion District knows how to treat the husbands!

At a whole-sale retail shop in NYC's Fashion District. Fellas, this one's for you! These chairs are OUTSIDE the shop, and there were 6 of them, so the husbands could socialize and complain about how long the wives take... I should really have gone in and asked them how this came about!

In DC, even street lights have to be registered...

Thai-flavored condom?

Tom-YUM! I wonder if they serve --> http://seeninpassing.blogspot.com/2009/04/whos-next.html

And he's available!

Ladies, he's great and for the taking!

Oh pump the jam....

Sounds like a really bad rap song in the making! Maybe he's friends with Mr. Plumber, who likes to lay pipe....

Sunday, October 18, 2009

S.M.H.... -- seriously though, FML!

Queen of having it her way...

Because why shouldn't you feel like a Queen during your lunch break?

Warts?

Some bits of information should just be kept out of your license plate!

Party time at a bar?

Nope... Women's BATHROOM in a Government Building!

I keep reading "crack"

For all your foodies.

JFUEHTIBKSOPERJNB?!?!?!?!

Acronyms gone wrong?

Maybe he's Irish.

A time when men really need those services...

Thank you faithful follower/contributor Marian for this golden snap!

Not "Speller"

Let's hope she never has to act like a schoolteacher...

I wanna meet him.

Just so you know!

License to go green on red? ;o)~

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Gotta get me one of these Tees....!

Pedophiles welcome.

Oh Jeeps!

Semper Fi... and semper causin' trouble!

Vanity Plates Gone Wrong

Try really hard to read this in a non-dirty way. TRY.
Thank you to Nadine for this gem of a contribution! http://kamininadine.blogspot.com

Big.Ass.Confederate.Flag

On the back of a big.ass.diesel.pick.up.truck.

Be what you wanna be.

7Up pound cake... Really Philly?

ME TOO!

Got chewing tobacco, West Virginia?

Facebook knows me so well.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Well..... Yummy!

The revenge of the animals... Tagline: "The people dogs love to eat!"

Now you know...

At least they tell you why they cut you off!

Serious METER FAIL!

Contribution by faithful follower Marian, this parking meter says it all!

Endangered Species.

Of course Pandas are an endangered species; people keep throwing them away!

Can't even get mad...

Scenario: This Mitsubishi just cut you off. You have slight road rage and start cursing and then you read: "It's fine." What happens next?

I never said they could use my picture!

Bastards! In Philadelphia, 7-11 does.not.play.

Stick your tongue out if you get it!

I have this slight feeling that I know where this QUE went to college!

I am cow... hear me moo... ;o)

The internet is amazing at reading my mind about what I want to do with my day... of COURSE I want to dress up as a cow and receive a free chicken. Let me just go get my cow costume out of my closet and be on my way! (RSVP: HECK YEAH I'm attending!).

Toyotas aren't THAT ugly!

Really... the "MY" is just an awesome touch.

Jeffer on Street?

Street must be some really good stuff if Jeffer can get on it!

Yea Mon...

Rasta much?

Friday, May 22, 2009

Classic NYC.

I will. Thank you.

ACTUAL SIZE!

The other ones ARE fat!

Towel-Door

Towel-Doors... the new fashion for broken-down cars.

Got some? Need some?

This one's got some.

Ghost Baggage Syndrome?

Need to understand the reference? (see: Ghost Limb Syndrome).

Grand B!tch?

Yeah... Okay.

This is the same car that thinks it has a hot paint job (http://seeninpassing.blogspot.com/2009/04/80s-are-back.html) -- SERIOUSLY, IT'S NOT THAT HOT!!

Who da Ho?

HoHo.

Failed parking exam?

Must be a man's parking job. They all think 10 inches is THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS much.

Lies.

Really, stop lying to women!

Winter Blast

Good thing we ride inside trains to stay OUT of the snow!

Are You An Alien? ME TOO!

Speed or Congestion?

Must Choose! -- Courtesy of Evelyn, Elvin, and Rich! Thank you for contributing!

Geoooooooooooooooooorge!

Go Seinfeld.

Did you lose your track?

Courtesy of the one and only, D.Kareem! (http://dkareem.blogspot.com)

Burn down my bridge.

Street Activism

Replace the newspaper with your paper, gets it noticed!

Bruce Willis' Car?

Rim it.

Fake?

No... just New Mexico.

This is why, this is why....

They'll do anything to get you to rent their apartments!

Yea Boiiiiii!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Invite the BAP below!

Thank you Rich, Evelyn, and Elvin for this one too!

Where's the other one?

Who's next?

Thank you, D.Kareem, for submitting this one! (and don't forget to check out http://dkareem.blogspot.com)

BEAVER?

That's right -- better tell the ladies like it is!

Is it bigger than OB-1's?

Thank you Rich, Evelyn, and Elvin for spotting this one!

Choose?

Take a seat

Because, what better place to rest than on a rocking chair with a towel over it in the middle of a traffic circle under the Ward statue!?

Ahhhh.....

Monday, April 13, 2009

110 or Ho?

Another gem, courtesy of D. Kareem (http://dkareem.blogspot.com)

It's April 14 B!tches!

Some people have all the fun.

80s are back

With a vengeance. I start singing "Take on me" when I see this car around.

Rights or Rats?

Human Rights or Human Rats? You decide.

Paralell Parking?

Unlike the earlier post (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sINHNe12pgg/SZxRHbjltBI/AAAAAAAAABs/_mb-EOdm5PM/s1600-h/IMG00026+(2).jpg), this was supposed to be somebody PARALLEL parking -- take the meter as a point of reference and tell me if this car is parked parallel to the curb!

Floetic

I took this one for a few of my friends.

Whodunnit?!

Or who DIDN'T DO it...! Let's solve the mystery of the Magnum that was seen in front of the SPY Museum in DC.

SchutzStaffel

I know you have an "SS" -- but this reminds me of Nazi Germany... and also makes me think of Greek Hazing... ?!

Captain Morgan

Someone DEFINITELY has a little Captain in him!

WE ARE TRYING!

Money? Yourselves? Trees? Willy?

ObaSinatra

Is there a reason why I think I see Obama instead of Sinatra here?!

Yes you did.

This car cut me off and zipped by me... and all I could do was laugh (and take this picture) when I saw it drive away!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Do We? -- Courtesy of http://dkareem.blogspot.com

Many people have inquired about submitting things THEY have started SEEING IN PASSING, so every so often I will share with you their gems. THANK YOU DKAREEM for the first gem!

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

DC is a jungle

The only other option is that nobody gave this Peace-Sign giving man the memo that he's not in the jungle... or his ship JUST docked from "Guilligan's Island" -- or he was an extra in "Lost" -- or he's Tom Hanks' black counterpart in "Castaway 2, Return to the Island."

Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you

Someone was VERY thankful to this car -- the "THANK YOU" stickers were posted on all four rims (see bottom inset), the front and back glasses, the doorhandles, the entire radio antenna (see top inset), the back bumper, and the stepping rail... I hope the owner of the car got the thankful message!

Good Samaritan

If it's meant to read "Do Gooder," then awwwwww....
Otherwise, what's "Dug-OO-DR"? :o)~

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Et tu, Brutus?

A reflection of the hard times we live in...

Siempre Coca-Cola

I love Coca-Cola, especially a vintage-looking ad on the side of a building!

It's why you have a mini-van...

Like my stepdad would say: I guess they don't have a TV...

Parking PhD

Anybody with a license KNOWS that's not a legal parking spot, right? Apparently WRONG! This dude was in a HEAVILY police-patrolled area a few blocks from the Capitol for at least 3 hours and did not get a ticket! You see the white line? I think it's a legal parking spot! WHAT?!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

FOR A.M.P.!

I found my brother -- I DON'T EITHER!!

(Background: This is a painting on the wall outside of a Diner in my area that has been around since at least 1931... Stools only! They also sell T-shirts and caps with the caption. When I inquired this is what I was told: "It came about because people used to always yell out their orders to the cooks and most of them don't speak English so they would always just turn around and say "I don't speak English" and eventually someone made a cap for the owner with the slogan, and it stuck!")

Friday, March 13, 2009

Lemme guess where YOU commute to...

NYC 2 DC baby...

JESUS IS COMING -- LOOK BUSY

Some bumper stickers are awesome.

DANCE!

Made me wanna start dancing while driving -- that's problematic!

Is your Murano a Murano!?

People who do this and think they're being clever annoy me.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Hurry Da F&*K UP!

Chinese Restaurant for: Please take your time.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Quench your thirst

All you Latinos know you want some right now!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Loose lips also make babies last I checked!

"Thoughts on Democracy" exhibit along the halls between terminals in the Raleigh, NC airport. I passed by there for less than half an hour on my way to Miami and I Seen it In Passing ;o)~ haha.

Blue punch bugg[ies], NO PUNCH BACKS!

Cute... cute cute cute... Couldn't resist taking a picture of this picture.

Racist?!

A popular car dealership down here in the DC/MD/VA area... Oh yes. I'm just glad it's the owner's (Jim) last name, otherwise, I wouldn't know what to think.

Liz's Fit or Liz Is Fit?

You must admit Liz is a CLEVER one! Her car is a FIT and LIZSFIT! O-M-G.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Parking Job FAIL

Sometimes aligning yourself with the next car over doesn't mean you're doing the right thing.

Friday, February 13, 2009

FLEECE ON EARTH!

Good Wool... HAHA.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

MAN....

In case you didn't notice, the Greeks make sure to point out that this is a MALE sculpture.

Great ashtray.

Yes. Someone put out their cigarette smack-dab center of this "No Smoking" sign... Love it.

Bush = Intelligence.... ?!

Does this remind you of the "Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too"?

Monday, February 9, 2009

Are Your Titties Sassy?

Maryland Drivers are seriously sassy about their titties...

Poop You

I'm sure many of us has had this moment when looking at our balance!

For the relief of bland foods.

TEXT: ASBIRIN -- FOR THE RELIEF OF BLAND FOODS.
You guys know me, I love spicy food! Must.Buy.This.Hotsauce!

Nothing.

Some images don't need words.

Go Home & Change

Seriously, no excuse man... Female tights with no underwear + wedgie and a super-tight vest... Go home & change. The auditions for "Fame" were 20 years ago.

Afternoon Delight?


Came to work one day to find this drawn by the freight elevator... In the Carnegie Hall Towers!