Classic NYC.

I will. Thank you.

ACTUAL SIZE!

The other ones ARE fat!

Towel-Door

Towel-Doors... the new fashion for broken-down cars.

Got some? Need some?

This one's got some.

Ghost Baggage Syndrome?

Need to understand the reference? (see: Ghost Limb Syndrome).

Grand B!tch?

Yeah... Okay.

This is the same car that thinks it has a hot paint job (http://seeninpassing.blogspot.com/2009/04/80s-are-back.html) -- SERIOUSLY, IT'S NOT THAT HOT!!

Who da Ho?

HoHo.

Failed parking exam?

Must be a man's parking job. They all think 10 inches is THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS much.

Lies.

Really, stop lying to women!

Winter Blast

Good thing we ride inside trains to stay OUT of the snow!

Are You An Alien? ME TOO!

Speed or Congestion?

Must Choose! -- Courtesy of Evelyn, Elvin, and Rich! Thank you for contributing!

Geoooooooooooooooooorge!

Go Seinfeld.

Did you lose your track?

Courtesy of the one and only, D.Kareem! (http://dkareem.blogspot.com)

Burn down my bridge.

Street Activism

Replace the newspaper with your paper, gets it noticed!

Bruce Willis' Car?

Rim it.

Fake?

No... just New Mexico.

This is why, this is why....

They'll do anything to get you to rent their apartments!

Yea Boiiiiii!