Sunday, November 22, 2009
BEST.CARTHIEF.DETERRENT.EVER!
Assuming they know how to read. I wonder how many times this [crappy-and-old-Subaru Impreza] was broken into before the owner wrote this note! What's the breaking-point before you write a "Don't break in" note?
I found India.Arie on the road!
The official Pepto-Bismol vehicle?!
Naughty naughty!
I LOVE seeing these on newspaper stands!
Monday, November 16, 2009
I just want to know why it's next to Diet... though it shouldn't be in the Baby isle...
Too much? Can one really ever have too many bumper stickers?
Monday, November 9, 2009
America, FOCK YEEEEEAH!
Eagle and American Flag: CHECK!
TX License plate: CHECK!
Dodge all-American diesel-guzzling truck: CHECK!
Confederate flag on rearview mirror: CHECK!
I <3 guns sticker on back glass: CHECK!
Bumper sticker of hot chick with short shorts and booty hanging out holding a big-ass rifle: CHECK!
Reason why you can't see those stickers? Because I got scared that if I got caught taking the pictures, I'd get my face blown off!
Quickest snap in the history of Seen In Passing? CHECK!!!
TX License plate: CHECK!
Dodge all-American diesel-guzzling truck: CHECK!
Confederate flag on rearview mirror: CHECK!
I <3 guns sticker on back glass: CHECK!
Bumper sticker of hot chick with short shorts and booty hanging out holding a big-ass rifle: CHECK!
Reason why you can't see those stickers? Because I got scared that if I got caught taking the pictures, I'd get my face blown off!
Quickest snap in the history of Seen In Passing? CHECK!!!
You can relax, The Mystery Machine is in YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!
Head's up!
Hopefully you're not allergic!
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now
Hubby: "Hunney, where should we put these potty-training chairs?!"
Wifey: "Oh just put them out in the front, by the stoops... the kids can just go out the front door into the open view right next to the major intersection when they think they need to go... After all, they might as well deal with ALL the pressures of the world all at once, don't you think?!"
Wifey: "Perverts? What perverts?!"
Wifey: "Oh just put them out in the front, by the stoops... the kids can just go out the front door into the open view right next to the major intersection when they think they need to go... After all, they might as well deal with ALL the pressures of the world all at once, don't you think?!"
Wifey: "Perverts? What perverts?!"
Nothing like flaunting your Emmy
When Mein Kampf isn't even the most embarrassing thing on the list...
Scenario: I'm at the campus UPS sending out an overnight, and look down at the "example" for how to fill out the form and list of items, and upon closer inspection, the "example" package contained: SARS, brought upon probably by the dust inhaled whilst reading Mein Kampf, which is akin to performing a self-induced Enema.
KFC before or AFTER working out at the NYSC?!
Money WELL spent!
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