Vanity Plates Gone Wrong

Try really hard to read this in a non-dirty way. TRY.
Thank you to Nadine for this gem of a contribution! http://kamininadine.blogspot.com

Big.Ass.Confederate.Flag

On the back of a big.ass.diesel.pick.up.truck.

Be what you wanna be.

7Up pound cake... Really Philly?

ME TOO!

Got chewing tobacco, West Virginia?

Facebook knows me so well.

Well..... Yummy!

The revenge of the animals... Tagline: "The people dogs love to eat!"

Now you know...

At least they tell you why they cut you off!

Serious METER FAIL!

Contribution by faithful follower Marian, this parking meter says it all!

Endangered Species.

Of course Pandas are an endangered species; people keep throwing them away!

Can't even get mad...

Scenario: This Mitsubishi just cut you off. You have slight road rage and start cursing and then you read: "It's fine." What happens next?

I never said they could use my picture!

Bastards! In Philadelphia, 7-11 does.not.play.

Stick your tongue out if you get it!

I have this slight feeling that I know where this QUE went to college!

I am cow... hear me moo... ;o)

The internet is amazing at reading my mind about what I want to do with my day... of COURSE I want to dress up as a cow and receive a free chicken. Let me just go get my cow costume out of my closet and be on my way! (RSVP: HECK YEAH I'm attending!).

Toyotas aren't THAT ugly!

Really... the "MY" is just an awesome touch.

Jeffer on Street?

Street must be some really good stuff if Jeffer can get on it!

Yea Mon...

Rasta much?

Classic NYC.

I will. Thank you.

ACTUAL SIZE!

The other ones ARE fat!

Towel-Door

Towel-Doors... the new fashion for broken-down cars.

Got some? Need some?

This one's got some.

Ghost Baggage Syndrome?

Need to understand the reference? (see: Ghost Limb Syndrome).

Grand B!tch?

Yeah... Okay.

This is the same car that thinks it has a hot paint job (http://seeninpassing.blogspot.com/2009/04/80s-are-back.html) -- SERIOUSLY, IT'S NOT THAT HOT!!

Who da Ho?

HoHo.

Failed parking exam?

Must be a man's parking job. They all think 10 inches is THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS much.

Lies.

Really, stop lying to women!

Winter Blast

Good thing we ride inside trains to stay OUT of the snow!

Are You An Alien? ME TOO!