At least if it was during Halloween....

Otherwise, I'm having a hard time figuring out a 50+ woman with purple hair and business clothing!

NO KIDDING!!

I wonder if she gave birth to the entire Army... Do people ever think that you might be disclosing too much information with so much stuff on your car? I mean... I know where your children went (go?) to school (High School AND College), that your son is in the army, that you vacation in the Outer Banks in NC, that you have at least one dog... I'd just like your SS# now, please... thank you!

How do you want it?

Next time, I'll say "soft and tender" and see if the waitress writes that down on the bill!

Unitarians got a sense of HUMOR!

Or at the very least, they definitely know how to speak internet short-hand. I thought the plate was asking me if I was crazy...

Second installment of our "Winning Wireless Network Names"

What fries? I'll take curly if you don't have waffle.... What kind of fries do YOU like?!

Por el poder de Greyskull, yo soy HE-MAN!

What? Don't blame me, I grew up watching it in Spanish.... Which was [were] your your favorite childhood cartoon[s]?

"Won't you take me to Funck[y]-town..."

FUNCK THIS TOWN! -- What do you think about when you think of Disco??

Hard to keep it a secret operation when you do THIS!

Soon to be renamed "Chuck Norris Theatre"

And for those of you who can't get enough of Chuck Norris TOTALLY 100% VERITABLE AND VERIFIABLE FACTS, here's some:

"Before sliced bread, people used to say “Thats the greatest thing since Chuck Norris”. But Chuck Norris was displeased by this. So he roundhouse kicked a loaf of bread into slices."

"According to Einstein’s theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday."

"Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hits."

"Chuck Norris doesn’t look both ways before he crosses the street… he just roundhouses any cars that get too close."

"Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?"

.... I could go on all day!

You know what time it is?

5a'clock -- time to get tha fudge outta the office if you don't wanna catch that VA traffic! How do you deal with traffic?